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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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This tee radiates a fun and playful vibe, making it a fantastic addition to any casual wardrobe. Its classic fit ensures you feel relaxed all day long, whether you're lounging at home or enjoying an outing with friends. Ideal for those who appreciate quality and sustainability, this shirt is especially relevant during festivities like Halloween, bringing a festive spirit to your celebrations. The ideal gift for artsy individuals, casual hangouts, and anyone who loves to express their unique style. Perfect for gifting during birthdays, parties, or just to treat yourself!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- Produced without side seams for an attractive finish and less fabric waste.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.\u003cbr\u003e- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing.\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically sourced cotton ensures quality and comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct 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border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: 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Centered on the chest, the bold “MY DIXIE WRECKED” print sits in clean, vintage-inspired lettering that reads like a wry anthem. The relaxed crew silhouette and medium-weight fabric keep it comfortable all year, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar hold their shape through repeated washes. It feels right for late-night drives, small-town barrooms, or backyard bonfires — moments when you want a shirt that speaks with a little attitude but won’t get in the way. Made with quality cotton and responsibly produced details, it’s a no-fuss piece that settles into your rotation and keeps doing its job.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it with worn denim, a weathered jacket, and boots for a lived-in look. 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The simple white type sits across the chest on a deep charcoal background: “may the gods not fuck us this day.” It’s unassuming from a distance, then honest and sardonic up close — a shirt made for mornings when coffee and luck both feel thin. Wear it to commute through the city, a late-night drink with friends who appreciate blunt comedy, or as an easy everyday layer beneath a jacket. The classic crew neck and clean silhouette keep the focus on the line, while quality construction means it holds shape wash after wash. 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Bystanders won't be disappointed - the racerback cut looks good on any woman's shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz\/yd² (135 g\/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along make the tank a comfortable choice under high performance while the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit. \u003cbr\u003e.: For a completely scratch-free experience, all tanks come with a tear-away label for unhindered performance on a daily basis.\u003cbr\u003e.: Neck label print area is decorated with Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-garment (DTG) methods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Next Level 1533, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":52730800013591,"sku":"26704789625637456790","price":19.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":52730800046359,"sku":"87790778995647552328","price":19.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Warm Gray","offer_id":52730800079127,"sku":"24333847777855362538","price":19.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid White","offer_id":52730800111895,"sku":"94744837228984465213","price":19.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Hot 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The narrow, multicolor bars and distressed lettering make the message feel like a late-night joke shared between friends. Wear it on errands, at chill hangouts, or when you want your mood to be unmistakable without saying a word. The soft ring-spun cotton sits close to the body without clinging, while the clean crew neck and classic cut keep the look simple and easy to layer. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to close the door on small talk and keep your vibe low-key and honest.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers contain polyester blends)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and DTF\/DTG printing options for clear, durable graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and sustainability standards (Oeko-Tex certified, US cotton sourcing, 2-year EU warranty)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52734883725591,"sku":"10761431589456859453","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52734883758359,"sku":"40305452458827977140","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52734883791127,"sku":"29059892507514187567","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":52734883823895,"sku":"10071921126808857065","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52734883856663,"sku":"19535836287946715721","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":52734883889431,"sku":"96453283294831302236","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52734883922199,"sku":"20715717700666757930","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":52734883954967,"sku":"23820399057403547390","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":52734883987735,"sku":"20264646001980787018","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52734884020503,"sku":"30147493533821641802","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":52734884053271,"sku":"26327753472126049514","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52734884086039,"sku":"13661162475445240836","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52734884118807,"sku":"20814281293210068493","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52734884151575,"sku":"28587857975971761976","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52734884184343,"sku":"81698409814069508611","price":21.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52734884217111,"sku":"27250365997067305848","price":25.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52734884249879,"sku":"12651772225280942601","price":25.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52734884282647,"sku":"82216487484560701718","price":25.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52734884315415,"sku":"18808386994178896989","price":25.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52734884348183,"sku":"30450790589185613291","price":27.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/9721\/6535\/files\/909418005490110101_2048.jpg?v=1776093516"},{"product_id":"unisex-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"MY DREAM JOB Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. 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